Ugh, I hate it when images don't load properly.

oh hello,

I'm a graphic designer working with Crisis Text Line. I also do side projects (let's chat if you're interested).

People are always asking me questions, like:

Why is your portfolio site completely devoid of content?

Great question, thanks for asking! I'm updating my portfolio, so this is just a placeholder. Come back in a month!

What do I get on my bagel?

Lox, capers, cream cheese. Untoasted, and no onion please.

Is there some sort of feed to which I can subscribe where you make snarky, fairly obvious observations?

Good question, although I'm not sure I appreciate your tone. Follow me on Twitter.

Alright, I think my water's boiling, so I have to go. Catch you later!