Why is your portfolio site completely devoid of content?
Great question, thanks for asking! I'm updating my portfolio, so this is just a placeholder. Come back in a month!
What do I get on my bagel?
Lox, capers, cream cheese. Untoasted, and no onion please.
Is there some sort of feed to which I can subscribe where you make snarky, fairly obvious observations?
Good question, although I'm not sure I appreciate your tone. Follow me on Twitter.
Alright, I think my water's boiling, so I have to go. Catch you later!